
Oh this war of constant wage
To fight my now expanding gauge,
Game on! For now I’ll call your bluff
To rid myself this extra stuff,
Be gone! My ever increasing girth
That aims to take away my mirth,
No swan would have this muffin top
Did I just hear a button pop?
Come on! This salad has no taste
I’d BETTER get a smaller waist,
For all my trouble, win the prize
I will NOT buy a larger size,
My friends suggest I try to juice
So once again my waistband’s loose,
And when I CAN get in these pants
I’ll do my little happy dance
Like this:
Like Loading...
Related
I am a scientist by trade and artist by soul. My creative outlet used to be dancing but due to injuries and age, I must now find another path. I am hoping my writing, poetry and photography can be this new path.
Awards: While I am grateful and honored for the numerous nominations, I don’t have time to respond to them with the attention they deserve, so for the most part, I am an award free blog.
All photographs and words are mine unless otherwise credited.
© 2015-2023 Dancing Echoes ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author/owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may be used, provided that full and clear credit is given to Christy Draper with appropriate and specific direction to the original content on Dancing Echoes.
July 7, 2015 at 8:34 pm
I really like that shirt.
Hey! Pay dirt!
Just find a matching skirt!
LikeLiked by 1 person
July 7, 2015 at 8:48 pm
haha love this! great poetic whimsy and comic. and haven’t we all been there! 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
July 7, 2015 at 8:56 pm
Thanks! Great idea but skirts don’t fare well with my job. 😉
LikeLike
July 7, 2015 at 8:56 pm
Thank you!
LikeLiked by 1 person
July 7, 2015 at 9:51 pm
You can do whatever you put your mind to, DE.
LikeLiked by 1 person
July 7, 2015 at 10:03 pm
Yeah, my mind is not my problem! Thanks!
LikeLiked by 1 person
July 8, 2015 at 12:04 am
Feckin’ purrrfect… he said, putting the cookies away and blending a vegie protein smoothie.
LikeLiked by 1 person
July 8, 2015 at 1:42 am
I had to chuckle… I so understand this 😉
LikeLiked by 2 people
July 8, 2015 at 4:07 am
Good boy!
LikeLiked by 1 person
July 8, 2015 at 4:08 am
Glad to bring a chuckle to an otherwise frustrating scenario.
LikeLike
July 8, 2015 at 6:13 am
Very frustrating! 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
July 8, 2015 at 6:24 am
🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person